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WVO Haiku

Postby hheynow » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:56 pm

WVO 俳句 Haiku

Converted to grease
Smells like southern fried chicken
It makes me hungry

Fill it up on oil
Drive past the service stations
Remember to purge

Canola or soy
Dumpster divers are not cool
My filter is clogged

Heat oil very hot
Did I pass the hot pan test?
I spilled a cubie

Cruzin' on vegoil
My exhaust smells really bad
Tailgators please sniff
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Postby leftcoastjeff » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:01 pm

add;
lycra clad fry sniffers,
eat my dust, if you please,
lucky if I run veggie, cork soakers,

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Postby hheynow » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:09 pm

That's not a Haiku
The syllables must be right
Google is still free


... :mrgreen:
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Postby leftcoastjeff » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:24 pm

How about?

Lycra clad bikers
Eat my smoke, smells like fries
Lucky, run veggie

Sorry, it was after a few fat tires.

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Re: WVO Haiku

Postby biovindiesel » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:23 pm

hheynow wrote:Heat oil very hot
Did I pass the hot pan test?
I spilled a cubie

Quoted for laughs :)
~Cv
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Postby leftcoastjeff » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:03 pm

yup, my favorate part

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